This guy was so funny. He spotted an unattended bag at the 110th St. subway station, and started asking around to determine its owner. Nobody claimed it. “That’s a suspicious package,” I said. “You’re gonna have to check it out. It’s your civic duty.” A couple women standing nearby started eying the situation nervously.
He started inching toward it. He slowly peeked into the bag.
“Holy shit!” he said. “There’s some good shit in here!”