Yun Zi at the San Diego Zoo on May 13, 2012.
© Rita Petita.
Yun Zi at the San Diego Zoo.
© Stinkersmell.
(Source: slapmymind)
“I was trying to get a job as a waiter and they wanted a sample of my hair so they could test it for drugs. I said, ‘I’ve got no problem with that cause I don’t put drugs on my head, I put them in my nose.’”
(Source: claudiablonde)
This guy was so funny. He spotted an unattended bag at the 110th St. subway station, and started asking around to determine its owner. Nobody claimed it. “That’s a suspicious package,” I said. “You’re gonna have to check it out. It’s your civic duty.” A couple women standing nearby started eying the situation nervously.
He started inching toward it. He slowly peeked into the bag.
“Holy shit!” he said. “There’s some good shit in here!”
30/100 ♦ Rashida Jones
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Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
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Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”
(Source: iamfreshh)
